Fuck appropriateness.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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