i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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