My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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