I want to stick my p in your. b.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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