I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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