Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm both gender and math confused
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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