I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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