it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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