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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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