"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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