They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
we're so committed to being not committed
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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