There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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