he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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