i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Dignity is for republicans.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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