why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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