shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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