Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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