his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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