He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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