Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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