i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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