I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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