Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
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