she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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