Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
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