We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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