butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
im on a boat
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