i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Text me some of your sweat
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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