Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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