he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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