O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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