she was so not down for the gang bang
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
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woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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