the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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