I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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