Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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