I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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