so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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