My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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