i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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