that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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