My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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