Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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