I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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