It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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