took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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