but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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