i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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