dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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