So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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