the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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